First of all, this scene has the tried and tested duo of best friends Midori and Junchan in adorable maid costumes. What more could we want?

OK, how about a story? Midori plays a maid who doesn't get the concept of cleaning. This irritates her boss, Junchan, and it escalates into an awesome pie-in-the-face tit-for-tat with tons of cream pies, and eventually some chocolate syrup slimings. The girls also get gunged with honey. It's a very goofy sketch, and very, very messy!

Both girls are wearing cutesy, skirted maid uniforms--Midori in a pink one with a pink headpiece and cat ears and a pink bell collar, and Junchan in a black and white striped one with a white ruffled headpiece. And both girls are wearing sheer white stockings.

The dialogue is all Japanese, and I never got off my ass and put English subtitles on it, but... the sketch is so damn simple (You read the two-line plot above, right? That's it.) that anyone could write the dialogue as they're watching it. You're not missing anything, I swear.

I love this scene because it's a comedy sketch, but we ended up leaning really hard into making an ultra-transparent vehicle for pieing the girls; I mean, that's what all my sketches are, but we usually follow a little plot with some jokes--but this one only starts with a plot.

The very first pie is Midori clocking Junchan because she's being a bitch, and the setup has Midori holding the pie like she's gonna do it, but before she does, the dialogue goes like this:

Junchan: You won't do it.

Midori: I'll do it.

Junchan: You won't do it.

Midori: I'll do it.

Junchan: You won't do it.

Midori: I'll do it.

Junchan: You won't do it.

Midori: I'll do it.

Splat!

I realized right away that both girls had really enjoyed that simple setup and pie hit; they'd basically ad-libbed the dialogue and it was really natural. So I said, "Let's throw out the rest of the dialogue I wrote and you two just do the same basic thing over and over." They loved ditching the dialogue and just getting each other messy. So, the plot disappeared and we see stuff like Midori lying on the ground for no reason, looking up at Junchan and saying, "You won't do it." Or both of them sitting, saying, "He won't do it, " as they get gunged with honey at the same time, followed by chocolate syrup. It was so surreal, I fucking love it.

This scene also has Midori giving Junchan an amazingly sloppy pie sandwich; Junchan dropping the above-mentioned pie on Midori's face, and it splatted incredibly well; and Midori slamming a huge, gooey double-handful of blue whipped cream into Junchan's pretty face. Towards the end, the girls sit on the floor and rip each other's stockings open, then smear handfuls of whipped cream on each other's bare legs and feet. It's kinda hot. Finally, while still sitting on the floor, they end up having a bit of free messy play with handfuls of the remaining whipped cream. I hope they remember they have to clean it all up.